Cutest video ever! If only more people could be this open-minded about it. Sometimes love is really that black and white.
Passive aggressive ways Borders employees (soon to be unemployed) have gotten back at the company.
Reasons why my Borders is closing ;)
REASONS WHY BORDERS IS CLOSING: -ANTHONY. -Sophia and Mari breaking the Cafe’ phone. -Having to make Cafe’ announcements about sampling and bean donations. -Asking if “you’re finding everything all right?” -Personal logins for Atlas. -Playing crappy music over the speakers and while on hold. -Managers not responding to the associate’s call over the walkies. -Sending out 7.9 billion coupons a week. -Daily Goal Tracker sheets. -Associates giving customers the discount even if they did not present the coupon. -Kobo. -Employee Coffees. -In fact, ALL Cafe’ employees. -Pam being transferred to St. Paul. -Sophia not turning off the water. (That’s still coming out of your paycheck.) -Coldbrew sexually harassing all Cafe’ employees. -NEVER charging regulars for extras (Soy, large, syrup, extra shot, whipped cream, a charming smile and delicious personality, etc. etc.) -Mari rejecting Decaf’s marriage proposal. -Irritating people to buy BR+ then people returning them. -Kamila asking if they wanted cream in their coffee. -The new Kamila, “Katie”, denying every person who ever falls in love with her. -Vida’s terrible terrible puns. -JON and his lack of eyebrows. -Carolyn’s # being Barnes and Noble. -The Cafe’ book/communication log. (Especially after it was Anne Frank’d and Jewstared) -Julie and her cat fish. -Julie’s obsessive ordering of white chocolate. -Corbyjane throwing out an entire freezer full of food. -Sean’s lankyness/eyebrow double piercings/flailing arms. -Laura’s dry sense of humor that no customer appreciated or fully understood. -Face outs. -Ridiculous amount of staff picks. -CHILDREN’S SECTION!! -No bincs on Paperchase or GnS section. -Running out of lids. -Free medium coffee/latte on Black Friday. -Happy Hour and forgetting to ring it up. -Super Ultimate Mochas. -Getting rid of Asiago Pretzels. -Cleaning the bathrooms. -Cleaning (or pretending to) the black mats. -Matt Kortimeier wiping one spot clean for hours. -Dan cutting up the de-sensors. -Not making Katie Skepper a Cafe’ manager. -Katie Skepper starting a chain reaction of a mass exodus of employees to Trader Joe’s. -David never making his goals/being at the bottom of the “Top Performer”. -David being the best “worst” closer. -Sophie faking being “good” at her job…and you never knew. -Marking Marshal the “MUM” man. -Mari telling Sophia to “just surprise me.” -Getting down to business but not really. -Customers trying to use their Barnes and Noble Rewards/Gift Cards. -Not training Alyson and Emily in the Cafe’. -Bargain books ringing up incorrectly. -Schedule being posted 2 days beforehand. -Neglecting availability. -Changing the schedule without telling employees. -Brandon Will aka “Riley” refusing to purchase a coffee from Andrea. -Taking away Marshal’s chair so he would work faster. -Selling a poor calabar (Misspelled because whoever wrote this has public and private education folks, still sad.) of conservative commentary books. -People confusing the info desk for the register. Granted there’s two huge signs saying, “REGISTERS”. -Getting only 2 of the 3 days off when going out of town for the weekend. -Having the schedule posted after you go out of town for the weekend and not knowing that you didn’t get Sunday off. -Borders being essentially the retail equivalent of “The Love Boat”. -God awful promo CDs. -For scheduling people on their birthday when they ask for it off 2 weeks in advance. -“Where’s Barnes and Noble?” -Tallying how many people mistake customer service desk as register. (We got to 75 in two weeks by the way). -TJ catching employees giggling in the SEX section. -Ripping up Gift Cards. -Amanda NOT closing ever night. -This List. :]
